Please leave all
overcoats, canes,
and top hats with
the doorman
And from that moment,
you'll be out of
place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this
evening already
and loving every
minute of it
Ruining this banquet
for the mildly inspiring
and
Please leave all
overcoats, canes,
and top hats with
the doorman
And from that moment,
you'll be out of
place and underdressed
I'm wrecking this
evening already
and loving every
minute of it
Ruining this banquet
for the mildly inspiring
and
When you're in
black slacks with
accentuating off-white
pinstripes, whoa-oh
Everything goes
according to plan
I'm the new cancer,
never looked better
And you can't stand
it
I know because you
say so under your
breath
You're reading lips,
"When did he
get at all confident?"
Haven't you heard
that I'm the new
cancer?
Never looked better
And you can't stand
it
Next is a trip
to the ladies room
in vain
I bet you just can't
keep up with these
fashionistas
Tonight, tonight,
you are, you are
the whispering campaign
To them, your name
is "Cheap",
and you look like
sh--
Talk to the mirror,
choke back tears
And keep telling
yourself that, "I'm
a diva."
Oh, and the smokes
in that cigarette
box at your table
They just so happen
to be laced with
nitroglycerin
I'm the new cancer,
never looked better
And you can't stand
it
I know because you
say so under your
breath
You're reading lips,
"When did he
get at all confident?"
Haven't you heard
that I'm the new
cancer?
Never looked better
And you can't stand
it
Haven't you heard
that I'm the new
cancer?
I've never looked
better and you can't
stand it
Haven't you heard
that I'm the new
cancer?
I've never looked
better and you can't
stand it
And I know, and
I know
It just doesn't
feel like a night
out with no one
sizing you up
I've never been
so surreptitious
So of course you'll
be distracted when
I spike the punch
And I know, and
I know
It just doesn't
feel like a night
out with no one
sizing you up
I've never been
so surreptitious
So of course you'll
be distracted when
I spike the punch
And I know, and
I know
It just doesn't
feel like a night
out with no one
sizing you up
I've never been
so surreptitious
So of course you'll
be distracted when
I spike the punch
